...:::Top Ten Slogan :::...

10. Come study at the Jordan Center. It's quieter than the library!

9. Penn State Hoops: Hey, we're better than Northwestern!

8. Winning isn't everything. Keep telling yourself that!

7. Come see the best basketball the Big Ten has to offer! Just watch the other team!

6. Building a national basketball powerhouse one mediocre season at a time! (HT: Building The Dam)

5. We have better things to do in March!

4. Winning isn't everything, but it would be nice once in a while.

3. Returning to glory since...well, we're still trying to get there.

2. Winning is for losers.

1. Our outside shooters are the best! Unfortunately, we play indoors.

So there you have it. Add your own in the comments.